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The only thing that I will never forgive myself out of stupid male habits, so it raised toilet seat on the toilet. I can see it when he wrote and I wrote standing up, lift the seat, so as not to splash. At home I have a nice seat, transparent, with flowers inside the implanted, a pleasure to sit on this and very sorry for him zassyvat. So I have permanently seat in the raised position, which, incidentally, quite clearly describes my ego. But when you go to the toilet, pardon the expression, to shit, you have to lower the toilet seat to use it for its intended purpose - to sit on it.

Normal people normally do? Thats right, lowered the seat, sit down and shitting. Thats what I always did until now. Ran something in the apartment, the phone began to speak, was reading mail, he ran to the bathroom and apparently decided to save time, tried to sit on the toilet, while lowering the toilet seat.

Just like Chuck Norris or Clint Eastwood. Seriously, the part of certainly might seem that I was on a horse jump. Threw his leg on the toilet, while paw seat, dropping it down, sit down and podskalzyvayus. Podskalzyvayus no legs, and ass. On the toilet seat.

A toilet seat, accursed device, not yet fully descended. There remained a gap between the toilet seat and toilet. It was into this gap by inerntsii and flew into my balls.

And fucking slammed mousetrap. Seat completely down the toilet, davimy weight of my ass, and eggs, trapped toilet seat, rolling from the outside toilet. Rather, eggs are not clamped, squeezed itself scrotum, eggs climbed from the other side, but it is very much it, scrotum them, eggs pulled off. They bulged, as indeed, and my eyes. Not with surprise, not from pain.

And, its not every time you find yourself with their eggs on different sides of the toilet seat. Meanwhile, it became unbearably painful. Painful and funny.

And even funnier was when I realized in what situation I was. Then he became frightened. Return the eggs vtyanesh - toilet seat securely pinned to the toilet ass. And get nothing, because when epistaxis eggs threatened to stare completely and break. Fucking!

It was fucked up! You could just barely get up to leave a small gap between the toilet seat and toilet, which would scrotum completely crushed. And so standing, while forces in the legs slowly leave you, and eggs on the eyes buckled more and more.

Before cell phone away, and whom to call? Friends? Women? Rescuers? Plumbing?

They are all my life just waiting for that call.

I personally waited. Around nothing.

The forces on the wane, and eggs, is the most valuable thing I have. And it was, fucking me so sad, as many wanted to howl. And no one to help. But desperate situations do not happen.

Having collected all the will, I slipped into a gap between the toilet seat and toilet lighter. Quiet villages prevoznemogaya pain. And unscrew to Huyam this fucking toilet seat.

Then he threw him from the balcony. Friends Please do not leave a raised toilet seats.

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